Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags by Carla Collins

By Carla Collins

A HILARIOUS AND UPLIFTING MOTIVATIONAL ebook LIKE NO OTHER

In this candid confessional, comic Carla Collins divides the realm into the angels who consultant us, motivate us, and retailer our butts; the horny and classy vampires who suck the existence out people; and the douche baggage who consistently annoy, disgust and taunt us.

With a quick wit, pretend breasts and actual center, Collins stocks her unconventional trip from a small metal city in Ontario, Canada to Tinseltown L.A. in this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her method via seventy-two imaginary pals, a number of fiancés, 8 canines, marriages, and one topless grandmother. Her well-merited existence classes will exhibit you that by way of taking hazards, embracing humiliation and tapping into the ability of laughter, whatever is possible-and everyone seems to be manageable.

Attract extra angels into your lifestyles, keep watch over your vampires, and continue the entire douche baggage at bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche luggage is unique, edgy, uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny.

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